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I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt
I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt ladies tee
I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt long sleeved
I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt hoodie
I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt sweater
I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt
I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt ladies tee
I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt long sleeved
I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt hoodie
I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt sweater
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I’m not overweight, just nine inches too short. I am wearing this t-shirt because it’s got a good fit! It hugs my waist and has a nice even length to the chain which makes it great for those long walks in the park. If you’re over six feet tall and have a smaller chest then the shirt may be too short for you. I’m not overweight but I am still nine inches too short for my body. I wear a 42″ shirt and got an XL in the store and it was too long. So, I bought another one that is 57″ around my waist (which is actually shorter than my chest) and shortened it by 22″.

I’m Not Overweight I’m Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt and ladies tee

I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt
I’m Not Overweight I’m Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt
The Ladies Tee is a tee featuring my favorite lady. It’s made in the United States and imported from China with help from our friends at Tailored Tee. The shirt is available in sizes S, M, L and XL. A classic graphic tee. A staple that is timeless and awesome at the same time. This shirt has a super soft, comfortable fit and looks great with most anything.
I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt ladies tee
I’m Not Overweight I’m Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt ladies tee
My wife bought this to wear on the weekend. I’m still not over it, but it’s cute and my wife is actually aware of how big my boobies really are so I let her know that she needs to buy a size bigger next time. If you’re not an overweight person, but just don’t have the legs for a women’s shirt that’s more designed to be worn by men, this is your costume. Your only chance of making it past the bouncer is if you are super tall and well built. If you don’t look like any one I know on here, then please do yourself a favor and get someone who looks exactly like me to design your costume.

I’m Not Overweight I’m Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt, hoodie, sweater and long sleeve

I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt long sleeved
I’m Not Overweight I’m Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt long sleeved
I am a girl that I love to rock my body. When it comes to fashion, I guess, that’s the first thing one should think about! In any case, i’m not overweight, just nine inches too short. Short, elegant, and surprisingly easy to wear shirts. These shirts are great for the gym and casual sports. They’re so easy to wash without getting any wrinkles. (I have tried a few other styles that fit me well but this is by far my top pick.) Lightweight fabric with high-quality pockets, pockets at waist and hemline for storage of credit card and keys.
I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt hoodie
I’m Not Overweight I’m Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt hoodie
I'm Not Overweight I'm Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt sweater
I’m Not Overweight I’m Just Nine Inches Too Short Shirt sweater
I’m not overweight and I’m just nine inches tall. About a year ago, my doctor ordered me to lose 10 pounds in order to be able to wear jeans. Well.. she was the one that ordered me to lose the weight!! How did he know? He asked his doctor if I had been eating out much or exercising so much that it affected my metabolism too much! This is what he said…. I am a small, six-foot tall guy who is less than nine inches tall. I’m so tiny you could take my arm out of its socket and squeeze it.

Hoodie Style

MATERIALS

8 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

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Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double lined hood with matching drawstring. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 athletic rib knit cuffs with Lycra(R)

Long Sleeve Style

MATERIALS

6.1 oz 100% preshrunk cotton. Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

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Double-needle stitching, taped neck and shoulders. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. Ultra tight knit surface. 

Men Style

MATERIALS

5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton. 
Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

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Seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 

Premium Style

MATERIALS

4.2 oz, 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey. Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester. Dark Grey Heather, Deep Heather is 52% combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester Ash is 99% combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester

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Supremely soft, superior quality. Modern, slightly fitted shape. Made in the USA. 

Sweatshirt

MATERIALS

7.75 oz 50% cotton, 50% polyester.

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Air Jet Spun Yarn. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 Athletic Rib with Lycra(R). Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease. 

Women Jersey Tank Top

MATERIALS

Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz., 57/38/5 combed ringspun cotton/polyester/spandex, 40 singles

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Self-fabric neck binding Longer body length Tear away label 

Women Style

MATERIALS

5.3 oz., pre-shrunk 100% cotton 
Heather Colors are 50/50 cotton/polyester

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Seamless half-inch collar. Side seamed. Cap sleeves. Double-needle stitched hems. Taped neck and shoulders. Tearaway label. 

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